Jana Banana is from a very distant land…a place far far from here…Kansas. She thought she coined the phrase "There's no place like home," until she watched some midget movie. Her world revolves around her little Sassy, a.k.a. her Grandma Rexine reincarnated through her cock-a-poo. Banana and Sass-hole (that's what she likes to be called) are inseparable; but there is a third partner in crime, a newlywed husband that refuses to take off his "Groom" hat…you get free stuff that way!

Together, they like to play friendly jokes on strangers, dress alike, and make up blues lyrics to the mouth organ. That's right; Jana plays a mean "Oh When the Saints" on the harmonica while her hubby Jason sings the right lyrics to the wrong song. Her life is a reality TV show, and if you would like to produce it contact janabanana@wtks.com … or we could just gossip about celebrities and sex.

You can write to Jana at janabanana@realradio.fm.

Also, visit JanaBanana.com!